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THIS IS SO CUTE I NEED TO PUNCH A WALL TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN

THAT DOG JUST SLICED MY FUCKING COCKLES WITH A LONG AND SHINY BLADE.

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may-or-may-not-contain-nuts:

stolenpandorica:

elisetheawesome:

kyoukokiriqiri:

why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”

or ”the crimson horror”

are u guys okay

“shark week”

“Aunt Flo”

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mslupin:

hashbrows2:

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why the fuck did this get over 4 mil notes like this girl is gorgeous but wtf

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leeannthill asked: You're so cute 911 help


Answer:

awmagawd you gguuiizzee staahhhpppp (don’t stop srsly)

Tumblr Diet

This was me before the Tumblr Diet.

After spending countless hours on the internet looking at people who were more attractive than me, i absorbed their ways, started cutting my own hair, and got this badass t-shirt.

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